Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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