I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I will be naked everywhere
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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