jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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