I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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