sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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