Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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