You surviving the open bar?
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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