Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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