its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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