TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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