My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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