everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
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get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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