You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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