let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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