was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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