I think i sorta joined a cult last night
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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