Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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