almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's rum buckets o'clock
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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