somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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