and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I lost the right to judge tonight
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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