Pappa wants mamma naked
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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