Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i came on her dog
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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