awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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