HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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