Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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