I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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