Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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