Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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