she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?