was it more than 30 minutes?
then you're in a relationship
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
it's like iHOP with fire
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway