No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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