Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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