WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.