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  (308): View more from Nebraska

  I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad

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  (308): I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad http://tfl.nu/3y6v
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  (702): View more from Nevada

  Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.

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  (702): Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever. http://tfl.nu/0wgs
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  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.

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  (920): you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving. http://tfl.nu/e2dg
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  (662): View more from Mississippi

  It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though

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  (662): It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though http://tfl.nu/50vd
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  (520): View more from Arizona

  The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.

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  (520): The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears. http://tfl.nu/pc9j
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.

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  (570): He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help. http://tfl.nu/6hrq
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  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Why are you speaking in third person?

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  Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.

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  (902): Why are you speaking in third person? (1-902): Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore. http://tfl.nu/1fh5
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  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.

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  (701): Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar. http://tfl.nu/j5ff
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  (949): View more from California

  am i gonna have visuals on this?

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire

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  (949): am i gonna have visuals on this? (414): you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire http://tfl.nu/3sug
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  (904): View more from Florida

  There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.

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  (904): There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's. http://tfl.nu/flhw
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  (786): View more from Florida

  the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...

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  (786): the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words... http://tfl.nu/e7uv
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  (801): View more from Utah

  Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible

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  (801): Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible http://tfl.nu/ks54
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  (434): View more from Virginia

  Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night

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  (434): Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night http://tfl.nu/pi3r
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  (318): View more from Louisiana

  I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.

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  (318): I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America. http://tfl.nu/y2p1
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  (516): View more from New York

  Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself

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  (516): Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself http://tfl.nu/vgn8
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