perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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