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he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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