Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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