All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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