a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
this will be a night to untag.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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