So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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