If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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