well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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