yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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