i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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