Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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