Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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