Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
