Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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