Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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