Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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