I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I made him laugh his dick is mine
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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