Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
ok first of all what the fuck
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
