I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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