Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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