biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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