Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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