I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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