i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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