Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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