Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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