Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
