yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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